just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think I died a long time ago.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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