This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
