Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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