WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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