Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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