Dual....:-)
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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