so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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