just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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