I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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