these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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