You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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