we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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