it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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