Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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