Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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