Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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