sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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