Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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