Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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