belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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