How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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