But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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