your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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