Plan B is the new Plan A
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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