Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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