I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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