Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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