dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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