ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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