so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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