i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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