GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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