I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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