Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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