This girl is more easily done than said...
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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