She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The struggles of a small town man whore
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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