I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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