i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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