Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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