Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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