We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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