I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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