That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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