This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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