I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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