I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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