Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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