I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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