They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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