Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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