worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
not ubering you a puppy
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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